god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.
is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?
That one is historically accurate, actually.
Ah yes, I remember the flagbearing battle raptors of the 80’s. They were mostly trained on the big ranches down here in Texas before shipping out to the Secret Service. General Sullivan wanted to go with Triceratops for something larger and more imposing, but General Kelly and the other Joint Chiefs managed to convince the President that a mid-sized dromaeosaur would be more effective on the field and easier to feed. Boy were they right. Reagan himself had the biggest one they’d managed to breed to date and that ol’ girl was a wonder.
Ultimately they didn’t do so well in parades — they kept breaking ranks to eat people for their flags — but they weren’t decommissioned until early ‘91 after one too many incidents with oil fumes. Don’t get me wrong, Clinton’s gatorbombers were effective, but they’ll never quite match up to the unabashed Americanism of a Deinonychus carrying a soldier and a flag into battle.
"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass."